It all started with a seemingly innocent packet of crisps resting on the bar in the Forrester's Arms where we were playing tonight.
‘Fancy a squirrel crisp?' said one of the bystanders at the bar.
‘I'm vegetarian' I replied with a sigh of relief.
‘They are chocolate and chilli really' interjected another.
Inspecting the packet carefully, I saw they were indeed chocolate and chilli.
OK, I thought - nothing meaty about that.
Crunch ..... Crunch.......