Cheeeeeeese Gromit!

Brilliant! When asked "what's the biggest myth about the rock world?" Brett Anderson from Suede said "That it's a procession of carnal glamour; it's actually about spending a lot of time backstage, sitting on grubby sofas and fiddling with bits of cheese"

 Well folks, Brett has it wrong - I can state categorically that it's about spending ages unloading a van, setting up a PA, then being 'late' to start because you then have the cheek to delay a sound-check by setting your own amp up and tuning your guitar. Then you get to fiddle with the cheese - usually some of the covers we do. Ha Ha Ha!